Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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