Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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