I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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