Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I smell stomach acid.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
tell me about the fingering
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
