he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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