This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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