he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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