You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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