yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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