Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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