Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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