Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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