R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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