i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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