he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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