Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Fuck appropriateness.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Randomize
