I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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