Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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