How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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