ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
smell my finger.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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