we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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