Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So much rum. So many feels.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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