Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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