i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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