Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
