Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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