and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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