Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I should be sponsored by Trojan
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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