I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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