Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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