Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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