What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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