Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
well, you know. whores of a feather.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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