If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Buhtt sex?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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