HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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