hell yes lets make some ravioli
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
