i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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