you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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