his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
