he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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