I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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