He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
