As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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