I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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