Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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