I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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