You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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