I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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