Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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