Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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