Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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