What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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