If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am naked and annoyed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
