So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize