i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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